It's Asia- who cares?

A list of things that no one cares about because it's Asia, compiled by Tiffony and Faith.

There is a lizard crawling on the kitchen wall. 
I spilled water on my shirt.
I have sweat running down my back.
I haven't shaved in a week.
I'm wearing my pajamas on the street.
I don't have a bathroom sink, or shower for that matter.
I have to flush my toilet with a bucket.
There are mosquitoes in my shower.
I don't have air conditioning.
I may be eating pigs blood in my soup.
I eat the same thing my rabbit does.
I wash my face with a hose.
The sweat on my shirt looks like Mickey Mouse.
There are weevils in the oats and ants in my mango.
I have a near death experience coming back from church every Sunday night.

But it's Asia, who cares?

I'm out of toilet paper but there is this hose here. . .  Wait. I do care about that!